Everyone’s a winner on Team Target. Even the idiots. « that’s right, i’m not from texas

Everyone’s a winner on Team Target. Even the idiots.

Actual exchange between me and a Target Team Member:

Me: * hoisting a twenty pound bag of kitty litter onto the conveyer belt thing *
TTM: Do you have a cat??
What I wanted to say: No, I’m going to spread this all over my bedroom floor so I can poop wherever I want.
What I actually said: uhhh, yep.

~ by Clare on 05.14.08..

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I'm Irish. I'm rude. I think I'm funny. I live for music. I always carry my camera with me. I enjoy crafty projects. I'm most at home on the water. I'm a sucker for flip flops. I can drink beer like a champ. I have dimples. I listen to NPR every morning before work. I bought a house on my own. I'm a terrible cook. I hate pickles with a burning passion. I'm an avid watcher of British television. I love to laugh (at you).

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Dallas Concert Calendar

07/03 - Rooney @ HOB
07/07 - Robert Plant/Allison Krauss @ Nokia
07/09 - Earth, Wind and Fire @ Nokia
07/12 - Junior Brown @ Granada
07/13 - Jason Isbell @ Granada
07/16 - Tilly & The Wall @ Granada
07/17 - David Allan Coe @ HOB
07/20 - Todd Rundgren @ HOB
07/21 - Nick Swardson @ Majestic
07/24 - Wolf Parade @ Palladium
07/24 - Graham Colton @ HOB
07/30 - Dear and the Headlights @ HOB
08/01 - Coheed and Cambria @ HOB
08/05 - The Hold Steady @ Palladium
08/09 - Sonny Landreth @ HOB
08/21 - Chaka Khan @ Palladium
08/22 - Toadies @ Palladium
08/22 - Ray Wylie Hubbard @ Granada
08/23 - My Morning Jacket @ Palladium
09/03 - Peter Frampton @ HOB
09/24 - Flogging Molly @ HOB
09/25 - Drive By Truckers @ HOB
09/26 - The Black Keys @ Granada
09/27 - Neko Case @ Granada
10/09 - Citizen Cope @ HOB

that’s right, i’m not from texas